What movies have not aged well?

-J W Pepper

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Dr No

What are some signs that someone may be being stalked by an organization or secret society? How can they find out for sure?

Octopussy

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Diamonds Are Forever

What is your review of UST Global?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Ah so!”

It has been said that people with ADHD can often hyperfocus. Can that be an advantage?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

How will Israelis respond to someone claiming that anti-Zionism is not anti-Semitism, in the same way as anti-feminism not being misogyny and opposing same-sex marriage not being homophobia?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

A View to a Kill

What do you think is the #1 cause of why relationships nowadays don't seem to last long?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

So I’m getting piano lessons and my teacher wants me to get an upright piano instead of a keyboard. An upright piano is way above my price range, so what do I do? And what’s the difference between an upright piano and a keyboard?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Live and Let Die

Why do so many people suddenly think it's acceptable to continue to live with their parents into adulthood?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Goldfinger

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

How long would you let a homeless friend stay at your house?

-All the bad guys are black.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What are your thoughts on a Russian poetry prize banning entries from transgender people? Why is Russia so transphobic?

From Russia With Love

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What’s the worst thing you caught anyone in your family doing?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why is the covert narcissist actively avoiding me when they see me everyday?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Moonraker

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?